January 24, 2006

  • I laughed, I cried, I liked it better than Cats

    I don’t know why I’m remembering this, but back in High school, we had a hypnotist come to the school and bring up people on stage, hypnotise them and they’d act all funny :) (I wasn’t one of those people). But, at the end he would make them feel relaxed and whenever someone would ask them how did they like the show, they would reply: “I laughed. I cried. I liked it better than CATS”

    I have the ability to retain, as some might call it, useless information. I remember quotes, movie quotes, comedy quotes and use them often.  Many people laugh, many people look at me strangely… mostly the latter ;)

    Don’t know why I’m telling you this, but I just am :P

    Ah a week off from the gym, and I’m back again…

    I’ve heard of an urban legend. A tale of a man or woman, that could stand and squat repeatedly on a ball. Personally I thought that was the workout trainers screwing with their clients minds just to see if they were brave enough to do it:

    Jim: So who’s your next client?
    Bob: Oh, it’s Vx…
    Jim: Ahhh… hasn’t he had three or four workout routines?
    Bob: Yup…
    Jim: What’s he want this time?
    Bob: Agility and Balance
    Jim: Ohhh… give him the Ball
    Bob: Yup, that’s what I was thinking
    Jim: Even better.. make him squat on a ball, that’ll teach him balance
    Bob: I like the way you think, pure genius…
    Jim: Yup, sometimes I don’t even take a lunch

    No, that conversation never happened… But, as I was walking up the steps and zapped myself into the system, I walked past the workout mats and actually saw a person literally doing squats from a full standing position ontop of a large ball repeatedly and even more impressive, he was talking to another person while doing it…

    Ya, I know…. Weird, it actually is possible…

    Other people’s feelings…

    I’m a nice guy. I know many women have told me that… Even told me that after I’ve asked them out on a date, but that’s besides the point. But, I almost feel bad about Urinating in Cindy’s Cherrios over her attempt to get me to play poker… almost feel bad…  (I’m about mid-way down on her comments…) but if you don’t want to go there (and I’ll understand) here it is below:

    Oh, the tolls of being a poker spammer, err, I mean beautiful right
    Cindy? :S Toss out a few keywords like: poker, online, sex, body, etc
    etc etc and the masses will come running. Take the time to actually
    read a person’s Xlog rather than being shallow and pitiful and plugging
    a pokersite. OMGKKWTFBBQ have a nice day and


    Good Luck!

    Simple. Direct. To the point.

    And as Homer would say in the Simpsons: “That’s the end of that Chapter!” *swishes long scarf over the neck and into the ceiling fan*

    Vx Outta Here

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