January 24, 2006
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I laughed, I cried, I liked it better than Cats
I don’t know why I’m remembering this, but back in High school, we had a hypnotist come to the school and bring up people on stage, hypnotise them and they’d act all funny
(I wasn’t one of those people). But, at the end he would make them feel relaxed and whenever someone would ask them how did they like the show, they would reply: “I laughed. I cried. I liked it better than CATS”
I have the ability to retain, as some might call it, useless information. I remember quotes, movie quotes, comedy quotes and use them often. Many people laugh, many people look at me strangely… mostly the latter
Don’t know why I’m telling you this, but I just am
Ah a week off from the gym, and I’m back again…
I’ve heard of an urban legend. A tale of a man or woman, that could stand and squat repeatedly on a ball. Personally I thought that was the workout trainers screwing with their clients minds just to see if they were brave enough to do it:
Jim: So who’s your next client?
Bob: Oh, it’s Vx…
Jim: Ahhh… hasn’t he had three or four workout routines?
Bob: Yup…
Jim: What’s he want this time?
Bob: Agility and Balance
Jim: Ohhh… give him the Ball
Bob: Yup, that’s what I was thinking
Jim: Even better.. make him squat on a ball, that’ll teach him balance
Bob: I like the way you think, pure genius…
Jim: Yup, sometimes I don’t even take a lunchNo, that conversation never happened… But, as I was walking up the steps and zapped myself into the system, I walked past the workout mats and actually saw a person literally doing squats from a full standing position ontop of a large ball repeatedly and even more impressive, he was talking to another person while doing it…
Ya, I know…. Weird, it actually is possible…
Other people’s feelings…
I’m a nice guy. I know many women have told me that… Even told me that after I’ve asked them out on a date, but that’s besides the point. But, I almost feel bad about Urinating in Cindy’s Cherrios over her attempt to get me to play poker… almost feel bad… (I’m about mid-way down on her comments…) but if you don’t want to go there (and I’ll understand) here it is below:
Oh, the tolls of being a poker spammer, err, I mean beautiful right
Cindy? :S Toss out a few keywords like: poker, online, sex, body, etc
etc etc and the masses will come running. Take the time to actually
read a person’s Xlog rather than being shallow and pitiful and plugging
a pokersite. OMGKKWTFBBQ have a nice day and
Good Luck!Simple. Direct. To the point.
And as Homer would say in the Simpsons: “That’s the end of that Chapter!” *swishes long scarf over the neck and into the ceiling fan*
Vx Outta Here
Comments (1)
People do all kinds of funny things on the stability ball don’t they.